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Monday, January 28, 2008 11:38 AM

*joke of the week*2*
(at workplace---check-in)
a few australians came in to look at perfumes.
(all ladies)
then one of the lady saw a product by body innoventions.
it was a lip plumper and the name of the product was lip explosion.
aussie lady: lip explosion??? does that mean your lips will explode after using it?
*silence*
(aussie lady giggles to herself)
***
fyi: lip plumper is to make ur lips look fuller and reduces those ugly lip wrinkles.
conclusion of the day: all australians have a great sense of humour. they're really good at playing with words. *lmao*
***
i have a question. how to you pronounce "plumper"? (now say it out loud, if it's not convenient then try saying it under your breath) if you say "plump-per", then i would say it's wrong. it's a silent "p". then it'll be "plum-mer". then wouldn't it be the same "plumber", because it's a silent "b"!!??
then some people always pronounce the word "dumber" as "dum-ber". it very unlike trying to pronouce Dumbledore correctly. the "b" in "dumber" is silent!! so you say "dum-mer". (ok, repeat after me, "dum-mer")
ooh~i see you've gotten the hang of it. =)))


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